lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor




guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy)




gallowshumorrandom:

A Compilation Video of Tiny Puppies Learning to Howl

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY HEART!!!

(Source: laughingsquid)



aubernutter:

Sexting

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: macklemack)



Anonymous asked:
42. Are you a good judge of character?

I usually am. Sometimes however, I get lost in my hope that a lot of people are better people than they actually are, and they kind of blindsides my judge of character.





Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
  • 2. How old are you?
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign?
  • 6. What's your lucky number?
  • 8. Where are you from?
  • 10. What shoe size are you?
  • 12. What was your last dream about?
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way?
  • 16. Favorite movie?
  • 18. Do you want children?
  • 20. Are you religious?
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
  • 24. Baths or showers?
  • 26. Have you ever been famous?
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  • 32. How big is your house?
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?
  • 36. Favorite clean word?
  • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character?
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent?
  • 46. What is your personality type?
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 50. Left or right handed?
  • 52. Favorite food?
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?
  • 56. Most used word?
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego?
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself?
  • 62. Are you a good singer?
  • 64. Are you a gossip?
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair?
  • 68. Favorite school subject?
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark?
  • 74. Are you ticklish?
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs?
  • 80. How many piercings do you have?
  • 82. How fast can you type?
  • 84. What color is your hair?
  • 86. What are you allergic to?
  • 88. What do your parents do?
  • 94. What are you strengths?
  • 96. How did you get your name?
  • 98. Do you have any scars?
  • 100. Color of your room?
  • hollandmartinn:

    r0ki:

    thatrockerdude:

    chabothedino:

    cryforce:

    thewriterkid:

    Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

    • Stay safe
    • Congratulations
    • That’s what they all say
    • Different strokes for different folks
    • I hope you have the time of your life
    • But you have so much to live for
    • Please explain
    • think of me
    • Don’t fall in
    • I’ll alert the media
    • Good luck
    • Have fun
    • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat



foreverpizzah:

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

(Source: a-dolf-in)



curnstain:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

so many questions

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