why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”


Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

My sister posted this on her FB, and my parents said it was offensive. SO FUCK THAT, I’M REBLOGGING THIS.






so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 


Jack has the best plans









George Morris speaking truth as usual 💖💖 let your riding ability make you stand out. Not a neon saddle pad!

piaffepassage half-halts swedishdressage - this include diamonds?

Get over it, George Morris is no dressage queen. Hunters aren’t even the same thing

If I want to ride in a neon saddle pad I will. I don’t get this equestrian movement to ban anything fun like bling or bright colors. Like oh no I’m at home riding and my mom is watching I have to be absolutely in tip top shape with a white polo tucked in with a belt and perfectly polished boots and a white saddle pad. Nah

Yes because George fucking Morris knows the struggle of finances - Bitch, he CAME from money. How else did he win the ASPCA Maclay Finals at the age of 14?! He’s been in the elite part of the horse world since he started riding. He doesn’t know anything about money troubles. He’s not jesus christ and he doesn’t know everything. 
I respect him for his understanding of functional equitation and achievements but he acts like he walks on water (not to mention he’s told riders they should stop eating before) I know that you should dress nicely for riding in the public eye for a lesson/clinic/show. But when I’m riding for myself for practice, my horse doesn’t care. As long as my clothes meet the safety standard (boots/helmet) then I really could give a shit less and so could anybody around me. 
George Morris, you may ride better than me and you may have more money than me, but guess what? You don’t control my sport or my riding, even if you think you do. 

Thank you varsityrider! Like okay of course I’m not going to go to a show and be all blinged out in neon pink everything, but I’m also not going to worry about every speck of dirt. And it’s easy to say money is no object when you have money like he does. I mean like varsityrider said you don’t win the Maclay that young if you’re poor. This makes me want to put together an equestrian cost sheet to see how much everything costs on average.

varsityrider YAAAAAAASSS girl yaaaasss
like I really respect GM but, for fucks sake, not everyone can get a $600 helmet, $300 belt, $5,000 saddle, $400 jacket, $300 breeches, 5 grooms per horse, etc etc. and really, those who can be in pony finals, devon, wef, maclay, etc when they’re 14 have NO place to tell people anything about finances. 
oh and lusitanoqueen i made a survey a while ago about finances, got around 100 responses, then the website i made the survey at didn’t let me look at the results unless i paid them. so idk if you’re making a survey be sure to look at all the terms & conditions 

Guys it sounds like he’s talking more about shows here. And he’s right. When you’re showing you should look nice. You don’t have to have a lot of money to show up looking nice.

Even if he is talking more about shows here, people have different preferences. Yes, going to a A rated show, it’s required to wear proper breeches, jacket, show shirt etc for any division. However, from past experiences of watching clings from him and reading about him, he expects you to dress this way at any show/clinic, no questions asked. Sorry, but with my gelding currently, we are still in the schooling show/bronze show stage, and I will damn well wear my burgundy polo and navy blue breeches if I want to. And George (my OTTB) will wear his fancy burgundy, white and navy blue saddle pad, burgundy (bell, fronts and back) boots and we will be the most matchy set at the entire show, feeling fabulous.


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